Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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