part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
We're too hungover to prance.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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