We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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