not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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