How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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