Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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