so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
This is my gift to your gina
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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