No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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