you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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