ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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