Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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