I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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