I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
i believe in u and ur pee
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
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I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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