Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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