I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
someone get that fucking seahorse.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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