What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
