What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Randomize
