Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
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He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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