i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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