what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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