I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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