Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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