everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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