i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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