He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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