It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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