I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
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