There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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