Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
