Pants 0. Shit 1.
where does the pee come out of this thing
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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