But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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