If that was your dad, he is hot
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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