Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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