The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
