Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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