She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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