my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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