And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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