if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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