i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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