you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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