I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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