I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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