I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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