My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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