eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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