we have pet lesbian snakes
i can't believe i had my finger in that
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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