KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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