she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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