So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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