what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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