We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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