Moan for me like Helen Keller
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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