You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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