I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Houston, we have a blender
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
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