Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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