As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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