I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Randomize
