I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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