I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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