When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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