yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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