Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
