Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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